Laughter time


Laughter time...Good morning friends...Have a great day...

How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:

First 3 years....

Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate, Fruits...

After 3 years....

Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions, Baby Oils....

After 15 years....

Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....

After 40 years....

Agarbatti...

Four stages of marriage:

Mad for each other,

Made for each other,

Mad at each other &

Mad because of each other

What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!

Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

- Shakespear

"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."

- Shakespear's Wife

Dont laugh alone pass it on


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